ho ho ho, merry election!!!

top ten reasons to vote for santa:
1. he sees you when you're sleeping, breaks into your house in the middle of the night, and his theme song is "you better watch out, you better not cry"... man, i'd be scared NOT to vote for him.
2. 8 flying reindeer = no more first class flights on your tax dollar.
3. house of commons replaced entirely by cheap, efficient elves.
4. since he only interracts with public one night a year, your favorite show is much less likely to be pre-empted by anything political.
5. taxes can now be paid in milk and cookies.
6. nobody would cross us for fear of winding up on the naughty list.
7. new daycare initiative... the "north pole child work appreciation facility".
8. nobody will be fat, overweight, or obese ... just "jolly".
9. 1 word: presents.
10. not only is he capable of making a list, he checks it twice before doing anything.