this year, the campaign buzzword is "evil"

ten reasons to vote for Satan in the upcoming election:
1. when the party turns out to be evil, nobody will be surprised.
2. unlike other parties, when you sell your soul to Satan, you get something for it.
3. contracts written in blood = no more broken campaign promises.
it's not like he's not already running things... maybe with his name on the desk, he'll be a little less moody about it.
5. in a twist of irony, taypayer money goes where it's truly needed... the cruel and eternal punishment of former prime ministers.
6. maple leaf on flag replaced by more menacing pitchfork and pointy tail.
7. easy scapegoat next time everything goes to hell.
8. Canada/US relations improve dramatically now that we're all under the same central leadership.
9. Canada suddenly a global military threat thanks to newly appointed military leader - Hitler!
10. Presents for everyone!! oh, wait... that's SANTA. my bad.