on the high price of china

clap for torro tomorrow
no pain; suture, suture;
feeling sew-sew is
applause, a bull, future.

because even care bears have agendas...

so we're taking stock in a shoppers drug mart today, and i'm in the kids greeting cards.
and one in aprticular catches my eye.
it features a couple of care bears on the cover, and the message on the front says...
"birthdays are made for caring and sharing!"

well, of course they are, if you're a care bear! what else are you going to say? birthdays are made for debauchery? this is like a car salesman saying "birthdays are made for brand new convertibles."

you can't trust anyone with an agenda... too much chance of ulterior motives. those care bears. how about taking a break from all their "caring" propoganda and thinking about someone ELSE for a while?

selfish bastards.